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Phallus Sizes

What sizes do genitals come in?

What sizes do genitals come in?


Ah, the grand question of genital sizes! Imagine the produce section at your local market, where every fruit and vegetable has its own unique shape and size. Genitals are much the same—diverse, fascinating, and all perfectly normal in their variety.


Penises can range from baby carrots to zucchinis, with the average erect penis measuring about 5.16 inches (13.12 cm), depending on what area of the world you are measuring in. Flaccid penises, like fresh produce, come in all sizes, and how much they grow when erect can vary widely.


Vulvas are equally diverse. Labia can be small like snap peas or larger like leafy greens, and they can be symmetrical or not. The clitoris, that wonderful little pleasure button, averages about 0.5 inches (1.27 cm) in length but can be as varied as any garden delight. When aroused, it can grow, like a tiny but mighty cucumber.


In the grand garden of humanity, variety is the spice of life. Whether you're sporting a cucumber or a baby carrot, a peapod or leafy greens, or a petite clitoris, know that you're perfectly normal and wonderfully unique.

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